I talk to God. I'll let you in for a listen...
JG- JihadGene to SHOT-CALLER SIX... (Also known as: God)...What up?! Hope all is good in da hood with you and yours...got some time for me? My 8 digit grid coordinates (location) is located near Fresno, California. Got a minute, God? Over....
God- Roger that Gene! How's my signal, over?
JG- Lord, you're "blowin smoke" (loud signal)! You're coming in "Lickin' Chicken Ho Chi Min" ("Loud and Clear How Me"), over?...
God- Roger, got you Lickin' Chicken (loud & clear). What did you want to "Chatty Cathy" (talk) about, Gene? Bring it on back (answer back), over...
JG- All this bailout stuff (sh!t) has got me a bit angered (p!ssed off). I mean Obama (the as$hole) and the Democrats (fellow as$holes) in Congress (f*ckin snakes) and the Senate (sum-b!tching leeches) are bad mouthing AIG for $160 million in bonuses while they, in government, are pouring out billions of our tax dollars. I'm ticked (mad as hell) and ready to pop some CS (tear gas) on their worthless heathen butts, over...
God- Roger. Are you going "bucket mouth" (potty mouth) on me, Soldier? Over.
JG- Oh....NEGATORY (no)...No, No, NO!...Big Kahuna Six! But now hear this, Lord...President OBAMA is considering having our wounded war Veterans pay for their HEALTH CARE !!! Over...
God- This is SIX, Is that right JG?! Well, I need to do some work in Washington. Gene, you just settle down and know that "I" am in control, over...
JG- Roger that, Great I am! Over...
God- Roger, JG. Well, I gotta pack it in (end this transmission) and put some whoop ass in Washington D.C. so you be cool JG and remember that what goes around comes back around. I'll take care of our wounded Veterans. In the meantime you call your representatives and let 'em know how you feel. Try and keep it clean...over...
JG- That's a big Roger-Dodger, Lord...and thank you, Sir...over...
God- I'm always here, Gene. Always! SHOT CALLER SIX, out.
JG- I'll remember that, Lord. JihadGene, out.
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